Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...