Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...