Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...