The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...