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My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
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Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
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On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
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A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...