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This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
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|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
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Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Stupid Insults 10/31
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Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...