Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...