And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...