Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...