Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...