Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...