Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!