Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...