Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Change In Fashion
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...