Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
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Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Time for the wedding
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Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!