Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...