Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.