Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...