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Problem with a dog
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Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
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A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...