What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Tips on Love by Kids!
Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...