Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...