Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
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Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
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If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
There goes another one
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Bill Gates picks his own punishment
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Santa’s Helpers?
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Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...