Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...