Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...