Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...