What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...