How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...