Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...