The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...