Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...