Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...