The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...