Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
The math one-liners
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Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Diary Entries
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If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...