Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...