Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...