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The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
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Washing the Dog!
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The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Army needs new recruits
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Some last minute requests
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