I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...