You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....