Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...