Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...