Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
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