Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...