Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...