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A grasshopper with hiccups!
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If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
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The Australian Christmas
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Twenty men die and go to heaven…
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Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Jesse James
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Herpes Prevention
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The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...