French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...