Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...