New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....