A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
A drunk orders himself a beer
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Finding a house
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Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
I want to buy a golf ball
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Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...