School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...