Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...