My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...