Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...