How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...