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Yo Momma Jackpot!
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Royal Greetings?
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Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Getting revenge with marriage
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Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
What is the definition of a virgin?
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The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...