What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...